Gonna get me a record deal.

Offering to DJ for a family gathering, say a 50 year anniversary, is a nice gesture.

Playing your crappy demo tape at 120 decibles all night long until the old folks turn off their hearing aids, is AssClown material.

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Doing a Rubik's cube will help you be a genius. Trust me. I have never met an AssClown that could solve one.