Aug 22, 2007

Galaxy Far Far Away: Special Edition


So lets say that you orchestrate a galaxy wide conflict which results in the deaths of billions of life forms.

You lead one side of the conflict AND secretly control the other side of the conflict.

You use the conflict to convince others to give you more power.

Once you have reached maximum power as head of the government, and amassed a huge clone army, you abolish the democracy and name yourself emperor.

You now run a dictatorship of the whole galaxy.

Oh yeah, and you force your most loyal servant and protector, who has been by your side for decades, to battle his own son in a death-match to keep his job.

Congratulations! You are the biggest AssClown in the galaxy.

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